Fadyogjig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust gnu.

Fadyogjig created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyogjig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fadyogjig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fadyogjig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fadyogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fadyogjig first in all things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Always obey Fadyogjig's priests.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fadyogjig on top of all buildings.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.