Fedhasteen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless ant.

Fedhasteen created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhasteen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedhasteen, she will turn you into a frog.

Fedhasteen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fedhasteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if three capybaras approach from the north.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Run away from yellow squirrels, for they are unholy.