Nutgepgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless centipede.

Nutgepgad created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgepgad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutgepgad, she will turn you into a snail.

Nutgepgad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nutgepgad's Holy Commandments

1. Nutgepgad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never paint your face gray.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.