Gephomhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bee.

Gephomhiv created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephomhiv, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gephomhiv, it will remove you from existence.

Gephomhiv's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gephomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gephomhiv in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.