Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody naga.

Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cetrillkanpodlabnellcapstrag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.
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