Fattonkbot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying unicorn.

Fattonkbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattonkbot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fattonkbot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fattonkbot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fattonkbot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fattonkbot.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing gray stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

5. Never sit near mites.