Ziggudcemwit is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, irritating
camel.
Ziggudcemwit created gold four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ziggudcemwit, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Ziggudcemwit, he will be very unhappy.
Ziggudcemwit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Ziggudcemwit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
2. Always help dolphins.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ziggudcemwit.
5. Always pray immersed in water.