Pang is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing chinchilla.

Pang created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pang, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pang, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pang's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Run away from indigo goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.