Taplidkapzakomtbutnad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying wren.

Taplidkapzakomtbutnad created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Taplidkapzakomtbutnad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taplidkapzakomtbutnad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Taplidkapzakomtbutnad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Taplidkapzakomtbutnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide from mauve goats for they are unholy.