Kabnillhud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing swan.

Kabnillhud created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabnillhud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kabnillhud, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kabnillhud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kabnillhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Kabnillhud must be the most important thing in your life.