Pastabgun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent jaguar.

Pastabgun created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pastabgun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pastabgun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pastabgun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pastabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never eat bark.