Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair bee.

Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Xuckduncanruttettidubbapnul in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.