Hudmiskip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced slug.

Hudmiskip created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudmiskip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudmiskip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hudmiskip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hudmiskip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from magenta doves for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hudmiskip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.