Tombetcab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic fairy.

Tombetcab created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombetcab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tombetcab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tombetcab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tombetcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.