Targyattmad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish jackal.

Targyattmad created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targyattmad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targyattmad, she will come to you in dreams.

Targyattmad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Targyattmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.