Rig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate wolf.

Rig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Rig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.