Bonknur is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying mouse.

Bonknur created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknur, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonknur, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bonknur's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bonknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Bonknur loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.
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