Bumhamhin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful dugong.

Bumhamhin created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhamhin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumhamhin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bumhamhin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bumhamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must love Bumhamhin.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Run away if three swans approach from the north.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.