Gepgidtan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient dog.

Gepgidtan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Gepgidtan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepgidtan, he will cry a lot.

Gepgidtan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gepgidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gepgidtan in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.