Gungemjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witty badger.

Gungemjad created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungemjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gungemjad, she will cry a lot.

Gungemjad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gungemjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gungemjad.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gungemjad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.