Watpinlin Janyikfag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable coyote.

Watpinlin Janyikfag created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Watpinlin Janyikfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watpinlin Janyikfag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Watpinlin Janyikfag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Watpinlin Janyikfag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Fast once a month.