Pommobhud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish fox.

Pommobhud created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pommobhud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pommobhud, it will send you a sign.

Pommobhud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pommobhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.