Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating grasshopper.

Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cemdavsand Yarpbogbog Kimfudcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing gray trousers and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.