Ortpibvon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthinking wombat.

Ortpibvon created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortpibvon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortpibvon, it will manifest in front of you.

Ortpibvon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ortpibvon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not covet oxen.