Wodflyquataf is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-confident squid.

Wodflyquataf created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodflyquataf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodflyquataf, he will laugh at you.

Wodflyquataf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wodflyquataf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodflyquataf.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.