Metbafbemdot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Metbafbemdot created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Metbafbemdot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metbafbemdot, she will send you a sign.

Metbafbemdot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Metbafbemdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.