Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful dugong.

Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fud Raghubqueegpodgovnurt.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing mauve shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

5. Never eat green fruit.