Godsanveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome horse.

Godsanveen created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Godsanveen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godsanveen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Godsanveen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Godsanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

2. Put Godsanveen first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godsanveen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Godsanveen on top of all buildings.