Nadwadhab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring parrot.

Nadwadhab created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nadwadhab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadwadhab, he will turn you into a snail.

Nadwadhab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nadwadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never wear violet dresses.

5. You must never eat strawberries.