Piblopbom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful meerkat.

Piblopbom created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Piblopbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Piblopbom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Piblopbom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Piblopbom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Piblopbom first in all things.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Piblopbom on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Hide if six geese approach from the west.