Loopabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited walrus.

Loopabfob created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopabfob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loopabfob, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Loopabfob's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Loopabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing white tights and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

3. You must pray to Loopabfob three times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.