Armarnlik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful skunk.

Armarnlik created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Armarnlik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armarnlik, it will have a low opinion of you.

Armarnlik's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Armarnlik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.