Fligfotfad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful dolphin.

Fligfotfad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfotfad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligfotfad, it will turn you into a duck.

Fligfotfad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fligfotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing green rings and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fligfotfad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Fligfotfad loves moths, so they must be honoured.