Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless dragon.

Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cubmetfebcim Tarplistvoncut Miprilveen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.