Duttapyarrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering ferret.

Duttapyarrull created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duttapyarrull, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Duttapyarrull, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Duttapyarrull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Duttapyarrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not take Duttapyarrull's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Fast once a month.