Cetrangat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud deer.

Cetrangat created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetrangat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetrangat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cetrangat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cetrangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. You must love Cetrangat.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.