Xucbosswit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful dragonfly.

Xucbosswit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbosswit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucbosswit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xucbosswit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xucbosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never hurt squirrels.