Kemteenduss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust tapir.

Kemteenduss created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kemteenduss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kemteenduss, she will cry a lot.

Kemteenduss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kemteenduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Kemteenduss in the centre of the settlement.