Figflangam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous naga.

Figflangam created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figflangam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Figflangam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Figflangam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Figflangam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Always pray immersed in water.