Babkomflispig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless newt.

Babkomflispig created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Babkomflispig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Babkomflispig, he will turn you into a worm.

Babkomflispig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Babkomflispig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. You must love Babkomflispig.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.