Dadhudman is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome yak.

Dadhudman created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dadhudman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadhudman, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dadhudman's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dadhudman's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Dadhudman's name in vain.

3. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the west.

5. Never paint your face orange.