Liksag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy salamander.

Liksag created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liksag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Liksag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Liksag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Liksag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.