Kabnurgigflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating goat.

Kabnurgigflan created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabnurgigflan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kabnurgigflan, it will send you a sign.

Kabnurgigflan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kabnurgigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never talk about planets.