Sugcamnig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive centaur.

Sugcamnig created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugcamnig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugcamnig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sugcamnig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sugcamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Run away from magenta manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Sugcamnig loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Sugcamnig's name in vain.

5. Always obey Sugcamnig's priests.