Limrotgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Limrotgon created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limrotgon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limrotgon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Limrotgon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Limrotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never paint your chest purple.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about moons.