Bighogcut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident bat.

Bighogcut created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bighogcut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bighogcut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bighogcut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bighogcut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your face blue.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Bighogcut on top of important buildings.