Fligfobman is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous goblin.

Fligfobman created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligfobman, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligfobman, he will come to you in dreams.

Fligfobman's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fligfobman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to cats while wearing mauve scarves.