Rillteenflag is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, selfish wren.
Rillteenflag created an atom eight million years ago.
If you believe in Rillteenflag, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Rillteenflag, she will refuse to believe in you.
Rillteenflag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Rillteenflag's Holy Commandments
1. You must love Rillteenflag.
2. Never jump near moths.
3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never talk about amino acids.