Saf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous mouse.

Saf created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Saf, she will turn you into a rock.

Saf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Saf.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.