Popfidbom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous crow.

Popfidbom created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popfidbom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popfidbom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Popfidbom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Popfidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Popfidbom loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Retreat if eight mites approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.