Besswabmon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid fairy.

Besswabmon created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besswabmon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besswabmon, he will be very sad.

Besswabmon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Besswabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.