Pogbodsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable swallow.

Pogbodsak created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogbodsak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogbodsak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pogbodsak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pogbodsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Never talk about fire.